The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..